Pet Matchstick Insect

Tired of needy pets? Ready for companionship that asks nothing of you - except a quiet corner and perhaps a whisper of encouragement? The Pet Matchstick Insect is your perfect funny desk buddy: emotionally available, effortlessly low-maintenance, and expertly bred for stillness.

Each pet arrives housed in a generously sized matchbox, fully ventilated for peak comfort. Slide back the lid and you’ll find your new companion carefully wrapped with the label: LIVE CARGO. HANDLE WITH LOVE.

Beneath this protective layer lies a habitat of mulberry paper leaves, ideal for nesting, blending in, or simply staying very, very still. Alongside your insect, you’ll discover the Care & Training of Your Matchstick Insect manual - an essential guide filled with entirely unnecessary, yet hilarious, advice for raising a perfectly stationary pet.

Also included is a jute string lead for short, contemplative walks, and a DIY paper exercise wheel should your Matchstick Insect ever feel the need for movement. As everyone knows, a well exercised matchstick insect is a happy insect.

It makes an ideal funny gift for the person who has everything, including absolutely no time for responsibility. Also perfect as a quirky Father's Day gift, a hilarious Secret Santa present, or a retro collectible for your office desk.

Fully recyclable, entirely inanimate, and surprisingly charming.

Adopt responsibly.  Marvling Bros accepts no liability for bonding too deeply with a stick.

Matchbox Dimensions: 140mm x 80mm x 30mm