40 Funny Christmas Messages To Write In A Card

40 Funny Christmas Messages To Write In A Card

Another well loved Christmas tradition is sending cards to your loved ones. This is something that really helps make the month that little bit more exciting, so that is why we have 41 funny Christmas card messages that are sure to put a smile on your family and friends faces. 
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Christmas is a time filled with laughter, cheer and the creation of memories that will last a lifetime. From eating a roast dinner on the special day, to putting out mince pies for Santa Clause, everyone has their own traditions that make December a truly magical month. Another well loved Christmas tradition is sending cards to your loved ones. This is something that really helps make the month that little bit more exciting, so that is why we have 41 funny Christmas card messages that are sure to put a smile on your family and friends faces. 

Funny Card Messages

  1. I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.
  2. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
  3. I know we say this every year… but let’s actually go carolling… 
  4. Let’s be naughty and save Santa a trip.
  5. Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s almost Christmas!
  6. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
  7. Wishing you the gifts of the season — Peace, Joy, and Cabernet Sauvignon.
  8. Time to get into the Christmas spirit – vodka, wine, rum, etc.
  9. Santa saw your Facebook – you’re getting a dictionary this year!
  10. If you look for me at Christmas, Don’t forget to check the local bar!
  11. Money is scarce, times are hard; here is your lovely Christmas card!
  12. This card entitles you to 5 days of FREE BABYSITTING.
  13. If someone drags you out of your house, wraps you up in a bow and tosses you in a sack, don’t worry! It’s just Santa making my Christmas wish come true!
  14. They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Here’s a little something to help you through the holiday season. 
  15. I hope your Christmas season is filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!
  16. We wish you a less expensive Christmas! We wish you a less expensive Christmas! We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
  17. Wishing you a stress-free (as can be) Christmas season!
  18. Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!
  19. Merry Christmas! May your eggnog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
  20. Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
  21. But first, let me take an elfie.
  22. Christmas comes once a year, but when it comes, it better bring good beer.
  23. Keep calm and merry on!
  24. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
  25. You bettah check yo elf before you wreck yo elf. 
  26. Christmas is Claus for celebration!
  27. May your holidays be as lovely as they look on Instagram.
  28. May your gifts be many, and your returns and exchanges be few.
  29. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … What is this, and did you keep the receipt?
  30. I hope you’re less like Santa, and visit me more than once a year.
  31. Keep sleigh-ing!
  32. Life is short, eat the Christmas cookies
  33. I am only a morning person on December 25th.
  34. This Christmas, I am the gift. You’re welcome.
  35. Merry drunk, I’m Christmas.
  36. Started From the Bottom and Now We’re Deer! Merry Christmas.
  37. Get your “It’s just what I wanted” face on!
  38. I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.
  39. Lucky for you, Santa is my bestie.
  40. This is as jolly as I get.

If you want to go the extra mile for your loved ones this Christmas, we have a huge range of amazing stocking fillers and miniature gifts that are sure to put a smile on their face and make happy memories that will last a lifetime. If you want to see more of our Christmas collection, click here!

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