Okay. Marv and Ling are techno-phobes. But they have bitten the bullet and are publishing their first Email-newletter. It is a competition to win their new Veggie Volts in a matchbox and whilst Marv is getting to grips with MailChimp, Ling is spending the whole weekend trying to do her first tweet. Her long suffering partner ( a computer scientist ) has emailed Ling a link to 'social media for idiots' which she tried to open and consequently her laptop now speaks and shows everything in an extra large font, AND she still has not managed to login to the twitter account Marv set up two years ago and which only has two tweets on it. Anyway, hopefully by Monday she will have managed it and you will all be able to enter the competition by email, twitter and facebook.