Valentine's Day is the perfect time to blend romance with a little humour. Whether you're in a new relationship or have been together for years, a funny Valentine's card can add a touch of lighthearted joy to your celebration. After all, laughter is a vital ingredient in any strong relationship. To help you craft a message that's as amusing as it is affectionate, here’s a list of 39 funny Valentine's card messages. These witty and playful messages are sure to bring a smile to your partner's face and make this Valentine's Day unforgettable.
Funny Valentines Card Messages For Your Partner
- "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who knows all my quirks and still sticks around. You're the real MVP!"
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at poetry, but I'm great at loving you!"
- "I love you more than I love scrolling through my phone. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "You're my favourite person to do absolutely nothing with. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than there are stars in the sky... or dishes in the sink."
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Netflix series, I’d binge-watch you."
- "I love you even when I'm really, really hungry. That's saying a lot. Happy Valentine’s Day!"
- "You're the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match!"
- "Happy Valentine's Day to someone who gets me... which is both amazing and slightly worrying."
- "Our love is like fine wine. It gets better with age and makes me forget my worries. Cheers!"
- "You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "Happy Valentine's Day! If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you."
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhymes, can I just date you?"
- "Here's to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food, and especially good company."
- "I love you more than I love my coffee in the morning. Just don't make me prove it."
- "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who has seen the best and worst of me and didn’t run away screaming."
- "You're like my favourite book – I could read you over and over again."
- "You're the peanut butter to my jelly – slightly nutty, but oh so sweet!"
- "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who knows how I take my coffee and my complaints."
- "You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
- "Our love story is my favourite. Spoiler alert: We both live happily ever after."
- "I thought I was normal until I met you. Now we can be weird together. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "If you were a library book, I’d never return you. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "You're the ketchup to my fries – a little messy, but absolutely necessary."
- "I love you more than pizza, and I really love pizza. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "You're the best thing I've ever found on the internet. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "Happy Valentine's Day to my partner in wine."
- "I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "You're my favourite notification. Happy Valentine’s Day!"
- "If our love were a movie, it would be a romantic comedy. Starring us, of course!"
- "You had me at 'Hello,' but you kept me at 'I brought snacks.' Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's celebrate by not celebrating Valentine's Day."
- "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Just kidding, you're the answer to everything!"
- "You're the only one I send the heart emoji to. That's serious business."
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poems, but I still love you."
- "Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than I love getting the last word in."
- "You're like a fine wine – you make everything better and give me a slight headache the next day. Happy Valentine's Day!"
- "Happy Valentine's Day! You're the only one I'd share my favourite snack with... but let's not test that theory too often."
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at gardening, but I'm pretty awesome at loving you. Happy Valentine's Day!"
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To Elizabeth from Nick
To Elizabeth from Nick