39 Funny Valentines Card Messages For Your Partner

39 Funny Valentines Card Messages For Your Partner

Valentine's Day is the perfect time to blend romance with a little humour. Whether you're in a new relationship or have been together for years, a funny Valentine's card can add a touch of lighthearted joy to your celebration. After all, laughter is a vital ingredient in any strong relationship. To help you craft a message that's as amusing as it is affectionate, here’s a list of 39 funny Valentine's card messages. These witty and playful messages are sure to bring a smile to your partner's face and make this Valentine's Day unforgettable.

Valentine's Day is the perfect time to blend romance with a little humour. Whether you're in a new relationship or have been together for years, a funny Valentine's card can add a touch of lighthearted joy to your celebration. After all, laughter is a vital ingredient in any strong relationship. To help you craft a message that's as amusing as it is affectionate, here’s a list of 39 funny Valentine's card messages. These witty and playful messages are sure to bring a smile to your partner's face and make this Valentine's Day unforgettable.


Funny Valentines Card Messages For Your Partner

  1. "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who knows all my quirks and still sticks around. You're the real MVP!"
  2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at poetry, but I'm great at loving you!"
  3. "I love you more than I love scrolling through my phone. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  4. "You're my favourite person to do absolutely nothing with. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  5. "Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than there are stars in the sky... or dishes in the sink."
  6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Netflix series, I’d binge-watch you."
  7. "I love you even when I'm really, really hungry. That's saying a lot. Happy Valentine’s Day!"
  8. "You're the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match!"
  9. "Happy Valentine's Day to someone who gets me... which is both amazing and slightly worrying."
  10. "Our love is like fine wine. It gets better with age and makes me forget my worries. Cheers!"
  11. "You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  12. "Happy Valentine's Day! If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you."
  13. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhymes, can I just date you?"
  14. "Here's to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food, and especially good company."
  15. "I love you more than I love my coffee in the morning. Just don't make me prove it."
  16. "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who has seen the best and worst of me and didn’t run away screaming."
  17. "You're like my favourite book – I could read you over and over again."
  18. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly – slightly nutty, but oh so sweet!"
  19. "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who knows how I take my coffee and my complaints."
  20. "You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
  21. "Our love story is my favourite. Spoiler alert: We both live happily ever after."
  22. "I thought I was normal until I met you. Now we can be weird together. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  23. "If you were a library book, I’d never return you. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  24. "You're the ketchup to my fries – a little messy, but absolutely necessary."
  25. "I love you more than pizza, and I really love pizza. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  26. "You're the best thing I've ever found on the internet. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  27. "Happy Valentine's Day to my partner in wine."
  28. "I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  29. "You're my favourite notification. Happy Valentine’s Day!"
  30. "If our love were a movie, it would be a romantic comedy. Starring us, of course!"
  31. "You had me at 'Hello,' but you kept me at 'I brought snacks.' Happy Valentine's Day!"
  32. "Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's celebrate by not celebrating Valentine's Day."
  33. "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Just kidding, you're the answer to everything!"
  34. "You're the only one I send the heart emoji to. That's serious business."
  35. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poems, but I still love you."
  36. "Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than I love getting the last word in."
  37. "You're like a fine wine – you make everything better and give me a slight headache the next day. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  38. "Happy Valentine's Day! You're the only one I'd share my favourite snack with... but let's not test that theory too often."
  39. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at gardening, but I'm pretty awesome at loving you. Happy Valentine's Day!"

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