39 Funny Father’s Day Card Messages

Father’s Day is a time where children get to celebrate how lucky they are to have their dad in their lives. So the best way to do this, is to tell dad just how much you love their sarcastic jokes and appreciation for beer, through a funny card message. Here are 39 funny father’s day messages to write in your card this year, to make the day that little bit more special! 

Funny Appreciative Messages

1. Thank you for all your advice over the years. As I get older, I just appreciate your deadpan jokes more and more!
2. Happy Father’s Day! Appreciate all that you are, even your silly jokes!
3. I’m not dead yet, so you must have done something right! Happy Father’s Day.
4. I wouldn’t trade you for anything! Of course, nobody’s offered me anything! Love you and miss you!
5. I hope you have a fantastic Father’s Day even though your favourite child won’t be there to help you celebrate!
6. Thank you for always loving and supporting me and guiding me through life. Love, your favourite (we don’t have to tell the others).
7. Thanks for always cleaning up everyone’s mess and always answering your phone even though you know it is probably going to lead to more work for you. Cheers to being the best dad and another year of being one!
8. I hope you have a great Father’s Day filled with lots of gardening and ice teas. ;)
9. We wish you a quiet day with the TV remote control in your hand and a cold one by your side. Thank you for being such a great pop!
10. Congratulations on having an amazing kid!
11. Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I may not be the perfect kid, but it’s OK. I forgive you.
12. Happy Father’s Day from your favourite financial burdens.
13. I hope your Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before you had us kids.
14. All I can say is that mum had amazing taste to pick you to be our dad!
15. Have a great Father’s Day. Love from your favourite financial burden.
16. Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
17. You’re by far the best dad I could have asked for…until you start dancing!
18. Even though you never bought me a pony, I still love you. Happy Father’s Day!
19. I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this £3 card. Happy Father’s Day.

Funny Pun Messages

1. Thought this was your CUP of TEA! We love you and your jokes… no matter how many times we hear them.
2. Happy Father’s Day to the bestest Popster in the whole world–even if you are a little CORNY! Haha
3. The best dads are really punny.
4. Dad puns—that's how eye roll.
5. There's gnome one like you.
6. Dad, you're dino-mite.
7. It's knot a tie—you're my favourite!
8. It sounds cheesy, but you're the gratest.
9. I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father's Day.
10. I'm not lion—you're the best.

Funny Messages From Children

1. Who needs Batman or Superman when we have a Super Dad? You are amazing and we are sure lucky to have you in our lives.
2. Happy Father’s Day to one super rad dad! Use your superpowers today to get everything you want! Enjoy!
3. Your kids are PROOF that you are an awesome dad!
4. When i was born, people said i looked a lot like you. That means that you must have been bald for a very long time. 
5. Dad, you're the Mufasa to my Simba, but don’t worry… I won’t let scar throw you off a cliff.
6. Thanks dad for teaching me air guitar! 
7. Happy Father’s Day. Thanks for occasionally wiping my bum and stuff.
8. Daddy, I love you more than YouTube (jks thats a lie). 
9. Daddy, you’ve got a friend in me, Happy Fathers Day. 
10. Happy Father’s Day, Daddy Pig!