New Staff Uniform
Yesterday was the first ever Marvling Bros Staff meeting. Ling opened the meeting by announcing the new staff uniform. Designed by Ling to reflect the company's Essex roots, the limited budget and the best selling matchbox, it comprises a red vest with 'Hot Stuff' emblazened in gold across the chest area with a black bra worn underneath. Marv, Nell, Sal, Moll and Shirley were all less than enthusiastic, but undeterred Ling said she was willing to allow any staff to choose their own colour bra if they packed enough boxes before Valentine's Day.